Pimp of the week: Doug Hampton

What do you get when your husband gets so mad that you are having an affair with another man that he demands money from the other man?

It was a typical conservative-outed-as-hypocrite story. U.S. Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada), who is of course against sexual freedom for the rest of us, admitted last week that he'd been banging his staff person for a year although they are both married to other people. But we learned the hilarious part of the story Friday - the staffer's husband, Doug Hampton (pictured above), has been demanding cash from the Senator. Gosh, he should get a lot of money since he is so morally and ethically chaste.

In other words: "Don't you dare touch my wife, sir ... unless you would like to make a substantial cash deposit into our bank account."

Doug Hampton, congratulations. You are The Juicy Truth's official Pimp of the Month!

Originally published by The Juicy Truth